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There it is,

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focused on biodegrading
little by little, at its own pace.

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It knows it has hundreds,
maybe thousands of years before it

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and it takes it calmly.

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The bags that fly free

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have the soul of some
dead pigeon inside.

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Pigeons that have been vanishing
from the squares,

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the trees and the rooftops.

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Bags that in other times
had thousands of stories,

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stories of pretty cashiers,
ugly kids

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and change in pesetas.

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But this one has a special soul,

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the story of a pigeon
painted in glitter and silver

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by an old loony:

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my friend...

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Monreal.

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Listen to this joke.

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It's about a boy singer,
you don't know this one.

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A kid who said everything
by singing, everything.

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So they're in Math class.

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Oh, great, great.

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"Today, mathematics,
polynomials and the Rufini rule."

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Then it's Literature class.

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"Oh, I love Literature,
Góngora, Quevedo, Lope de Vega..."

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The whole Spanish Golden Age.

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Humor is, like almost
everything in life,

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a question of taste.

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More and more,
I like black humor,

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now that it's become,
like other good things,

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rather clandestine.

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Really, the only good jokes
are the bad ones,

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the short ones,

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they pounce
and punch you in the face

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and anyone can get them.

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A customer comes in
and asks for a camouflage suit.

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The salesman says he has
some in the storeroom,

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but he can't find them
because they're so good.

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Pedro, it's me. How are you?

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Oh, Telmo. I'm working.

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I'll just take
a minute of your time.

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Remember that joke
about the camouflage suits?

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The salesman says they're too good

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and that's why he can't find them.

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Terrific.

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Best joke around.

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Sure, but do you remember
who told it to you?

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I asked you some time ago
and you said nothing.

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You know what my head's like.
Besides, it's really hectic here.

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No, not that. The matte varnish.

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-Yes, behind the nails.
-Eh?

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No, not you,
I was talking to Raquel.

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Are you still doing that thing?

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Yes, I'm definitely
going to get onto it.

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I'll ask Juan,

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I think I was with him
when I was told it.

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Like you, he comes now and then
and says it over and over again.

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Okay, but tell me, eh?

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Yeah, yeah. See you later.

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Don't forget.

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No! I'll mention it at lunch.

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Okay.

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Hey, hey!
Have you got the results?

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Not yet, I get them in a month.

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When you get them, tell me.

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And come visit, you haven't
been around for two months.

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Yes, true, you're right.

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I might make it
before the end of the month.

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We'll have one of
those barbecues you like.

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Big hug and kiss to everyone.

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-Ciao.
-Ciao.

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No, no, it's a lie!

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Mr. Juan de Bolea doesn't exist!

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He's the invention of a multinational.

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In fact,

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that multinational is the invention
of another, even bigger multinational.

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Ladies and gentlemen, the writer
who calls himself Juan Bolea

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is actually Oriol Camprubí Celorrio

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and he has no idea how to write!

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Who's hiding behind
such magnificent works?

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Who?

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Ah! There he is!

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He never fails.

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The lure in "The Dying Detective"
by Conan Doyle would be perfect

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for hunting game
of such a calibre.

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Mr. Juan Bolea, you don't exist!

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You're a wicked character

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orchestrated by whoever pulls
the publishing strings in this country

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and I demand... Yes, yes...

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I demand that before these people

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you reveal your true identity.

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Yes, yes.

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No, don't throw him out, please.

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He can stay in the hall with us,

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if he wishes to, naturally.

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It'll be the best way to see
personally that my alibi

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is perfect and I am who I say.

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Yours forever, thank you.

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Some people just come for
the cocktail party, unruffled,

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bold as brass.

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-Maybe they're hungry.
-That's for sure.

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Anyway, this is
a bit meagre, isn't it?

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Clearly he's not a big seller here.

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-What do you think?
-The omelet doesn't look bad.

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The talk, pal!

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You're a practical man, huh?

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Writers who don't tell stories,

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who only talk about other writers,
it's idiotic.

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Do you write?

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I'm working on it right now,
a little story, an essay.

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There are no little stories, pal.

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Listen, I'm looking for help with
an original text I found years ago,

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it's another story,
but I need to know if it has...

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Thursdays between 12 and 2
I'm in my office.

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Come and we can talk at our ease.

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Go on.

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Bolea!

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I've always had a dislike
for business cards.

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Maybe it's the fault of
a schoolmate, Alejandro Albarda,

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an unbearable ass-kisser who,
before starting high school,

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had made himself a ridiculous card:

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"Alejandro Albarda, student".

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For 30 years
I've thought every day

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that I'm going to have
a heart attack.

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Every... single... day.

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If I'd known I was going to
live so long,

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I would've saved myself
the suffering.

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Why worry if we all end up
the same way?

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In fact, the generation that
witnesses the end of the world

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will be very happy.

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Since we're all going to die,
you get to see how it all ends.

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Take that!

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Go, Aramendi,
if you hit it we win.

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Can't you throw it?

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C'mon, you'll nail it.

00:10:08.520 --> 00:10:10.280
I'm not nailing anything.

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He'll miss.

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Go on, visualize it.

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Game!

00:10:35.120 --> 00:10:36.680
I can't control the ball.

00:10:36.840 --> 00:10:39.440
-I WAS TOLD IN THE VESPA CLUB.
-And you always put me last.

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-WHO?
-I can't do it under pressure.

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Go on, Aramendi, go first.

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I don't want to go first now.

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-MORRICOLIEBRE, THE MAYOR.
-Aramendi, don't get mad.

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-I'll get mad if I want.
-Aramendi.

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Let's go.

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Nice one!

00:11:00.520 --> 00:11:04.480
So how's the walkway going,
or the park...? What was it?

00:11:04.640 --> 00:11:05.480
A town square.

00:11:05.640 --> 00:11:08.800
But I doubt those jerks
will do anything for me.

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They keep putting it off,
and in the end, you'll see...

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20 years as mayor,
and this is their thanks.

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Maybe there are no
town squares left to open.

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Shit, then make a new one!

00:11:18.680 --> 00:11:19.640
I would've done that.

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I'm sure when you die
they'll do something.

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Hey, hey, I'm not going to die.

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Try to remember,
you don't forget jokes like this.

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Well...

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It may have been in
the district pool tournament.

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Yeah, yeah.

00:11:34.480 --> 00:11:36.440
The guy talked and talked,

00:11:36.600 --> 00:11:39.040
the typical funny guy
who never stopped talking,

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banging on and on.

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...on the stairs.
You must have no shame

00:11:46.120 --> 00:11:49.200
to refuse to instal a ramp
and an old lady can't go out outside

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and live a normal life...

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-Eladia!
-...like her neighbors.

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It's so unfair, Juan Luis,

00:11:55.000 --> 00:11:56.000
so unfair.

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The first two women
to carry on their love

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publicly in the city

00:12:02.000 --> 00:12:06.320
were the owners of the only
Italian restaurant at the time.

00:12:06.480 --> 00:12:07.920
It was the 1960's

00:12:08.120 --> 00:12:12.000
and though there was a wink here
and a sweet nothing there,

00:12:12.160 --> 00:12:14.600
almost no one cottoned on.

00:12:14.760 --> 00:12:18.200
Except me.
I was a friend of one of them,

00:12:18.360 --> 00:12:20.080
Eladia Montón.

00:12:23.600 --> 00:12:26.120
No, no!
Then why do we do an outline?

00:12:26.280 --> 00:12:28.240
You're always changing it on me!

00:12:28.400 --> 00:12:30.320
You're driving me crazy!

00:12:30.480 --> 00:12:32.360
No, no guests or flowers,

00:12:32.520 --> 00:12:34.480
that python the other day was enough,

00:12:34.640 --> 00:12:36.400
it almost ate the guest.

00:12:36.560 --> 00:12:37.560
Here.

00:12:37.720 --> 00:12:40.120
The invitations are for Thursday.

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"The King of Magic", lots of fun,

00:12:42.320 --> 00:12:44.720
you can take your grandkids,
it's for all the family.

00:12:44.880 --> 00:12:46.360
No, it's true this time.

00:12:46.520 --> 00:12:50.160
I swear I didn't know that
the other day included a striptease.

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Enjoy it.

00:12:53.760 --> 00:12:55.440
Please.

00:12:55.600 --> 00:12:58.160
My head's going to explode.

00:13:01.400 --> 00:13:03.640
-Did you come for the debate?
-No, no, no.

00:13:03.800 --> 00:13:06.560
Just for a look.
I'm waiting on a friend.

00:13:07.320 --> 00:13:08.720
So how'd you get in here?

00:13:10.800 --> 00:13:12.280
Fine.

00:13:12.440 --> 00:13:14.440
If you want to participate,

00:13:14.600 --> 00:13:16.880
leave your number at reception
and we'll call you.

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We have a gap on Fridays, 11 to 12,
we give you the subject then,

00:13:20.720 --> 00:13:22.480
plus two invitations
at the first of every month.

00:13:22.640 --> 00:13:23.920
-The envelope.
-Huh?

00:13:24.120 --> 00:13:26.360
-The envelope.
-Oh, sure, the envelope.

00:13:26.520 --> 00:13:29.160
Two invitations for any premiere.

00:13:29.840 --> 00:13:32.080
Sometimes it's halfway decent.

00:13:34.440 --> 00:13:36.120
Smile.

00:13:37.600 --> 00:13:40.040
Smile, show your teeth.

00:13:40.200 --> 00:13:43.360
Great, all of them! Perfect.

00:13:43.520 --> 00:13:45.360
You may get an extra invitation.

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Yeah, okay, I'm on my way.

00:13:48.840 --> 00:13:51.600
The weirdo with awning mania
is on next.

00:13:54.360 --> 00:13:56.000
Eladia!

00:13:56.160 --> 00:13:57.440
Telmo!

00:14:00.200 --> 00:14:02.480
I couldn't believe it
when I saw you on TV!

00:14:02.640 --> 00:14:05.000
What a surprise!
When did you get back?

00:14:05.160 --> 00:14:06.680
About six months ago.

00:14:06.840 --> 00:14:09.880
I came to look after my mother.
My brother had a heart attack.

00:14:10.080 --> 00:14:11.160
What?

00:14:11.320 --> 00:14:12.640
He died.

00:14:12.800 --> 00:14:15.720
She was devastated and in
a wheelchair shortly afterwards.

00:14:15.880 --> 00:14:18.920
That's why I want them
to put a ramp on the stairs.

00:14:19.120 --> 00:14:21.000
-Hence your TV crusade.
-Sure.

00:14:21.160 --> 00:14:23.920
They're a mafia
but I'm slowly convincing them.

00:14:24.120 --> 00:14:26.120
The power of TV is amazing,

00:14:26.280 --> 00:14:28.160
what you get by going on it.

00:14:35.160 --> 00:14:37.520
It's early, let's wait.

00:14:38.240 --> 00:14:40.800
And the others in the group?
"Sweet Hair"?

00:14:41.600 --> 00:14:44.040
Of those you know,
I still see Aramendi.

00:14:44.200 --> 00:14:46.120
The tall guy?
He must be very old.

00:14:46.280 --> 00:14:49.440
He does alright. He left his wife
and ran off with a Cuban woman.

00:14:49.600 --> 00:14:50.560
What?

00:14:50.720 --> 00:14:54.600
Now neither of them
take any notice of him. A loser.

00:14:54.760 --> 00:14:56.640
-Good God.
-And Gloria?

00:14:56.800 --> 00:14:59.200
You haven't mentioned her,
that's a bad sign.

00:15:01.360 --> 00:15:05.400
At first when we got to Barcelona
it was fantastic.

00:15:05.560 --> 00:15:08.840
What a city! The most beautiful
period of our life.

00:15:09.600 --> 00:15:11.400
But she left me 10 years ago.

00:15:12.600 --> 00:15:16.280
Now I flit from flower to flower.
I'm not complaining, eh?

00:15:16.920 --> 00:15:18.800
But I miss her a lot.

00:15:19.000 --> 00:15:21.400
Now that you're here,
are you going to tell your mother?

00:15:21.560 --> 00:15:24.040
What? She still thinks
I drink Coca Cola.

00:15:24.200 --> 00:15:26.760
If I told her,
the shock would kill her.

00:15:30.720 --> 00:15:33.560
And how are you taking it?

00:15:34.720 --> 00:15:37.200
At first it was hard to accept,

00:15:37.680 --> 00:15:40.720
but well, there was no choice.

00:15:42.800 --> 00:15:44.800
Julia was so pretty.

00:15:46.320 --> 00:15:47.480
And good.

00:15:50.760 --> 00:15:53.040
Why do you want to sell
this wonderful script?

00:15:53.200 --> 00:15:56.680
I'm very fond of it, but I'll see
if I can get some money...

00:15:57.080 --> 00:16:00.200
I had 26% of my early retirement
taken away from me,

00:16:00.360 --> 00:16:01.880
so what's left is shit.

00:16:02.080 --> 00:16:04.240
Although I don't think I'll sell it,

00:16:04.400 --> 00:16:06.720
I'm curious to know its value now.

00:16:07.560 --> 00:16:09.480
If I had the money I'd buy it.

00:16:09.640 --> 00:16:12.640
Get out of here! If I can't sell it,
I'll give it to you.

00:16:12.800 --> 00:16:16.400
I'll put it in a lighted cabinet
so it's nicely on show.

00:16:16.560 --> 00:16:19.920
I typed it up and sent it to loads
of competitions, under a pseudonym.

00:16:20.120 --> 00:16:21.760
-And?
-Nothing.

00:16:21.920 --> 00:16:24.000
-I never won a thing.
-Incredible.

00:16:28.600 --> 00:16:30.760
Aramendi, what's up?

00:16:30.920 --> 00:16:32.560
What? Already?

00:16:33.480 --> 00:16:35.120
But he had two years to go...

00:16:36.560 --> 00:16:37.800
Tomorrow?

00:16:38.480 --> 00:16:40.840
I'm finishing up some research.

00:16:41.040 --> 00:16:42.680
I'll come by later and you tell me.

00:16:42.840 --> 00:16:44.720
What's wrong, Telmo?
You've turned white.

00:16:44.880 --> 00:16:46.880
They've released Monreal.

00:16:49.280 --> 00:16:51.000
Is that the professor?

00:16:51.160 --> 00:16:52.800
Marqueta!

00:16:53.840 --> 00:16:55.080
Marqueta!

00:16:55.240 --> 00:16:56.080
Yes?

00:16:57.400 --> 00:16:58.760
From the talk the other day,

00:16:58.920 --> 00:17:01.200
the Juan Bolea one
you went to boycott.

00:17:01.360 --> 00:17:02.680
Boycott?

00:17:02.840 --> 00:17:06.119
Book presentations are
a new genre to exploit, pal.

00:17:06.280 --> 00:17:07.440
We all get a slice.

00:17:07.599 --> 00:17:09.560
You mean it was all rigged?

00:17:09.720 --> 00:17:12.640
Rigged, consensual and rehearsed.

00:17:21.480 --> 00:17:23.160
This is the original script?

00:17:29.600 --> 00:17:33.200
Salvador Dalí and Harpo Marx
had great mutual admiration.

00:17:33.360 --> 00:17:35.360
To the painter, Harpo's face had

00:17:35.520 --> 00:17:38.240
a triumphant madness
every time he played the harp.

00:17:38.720 --> 00:17:40.920
Dalí sent him,
wrapped in cellophane,

00:17:41.120 --> 00:17:42.880
a harp covered in spoons,

00:17:43.080 --> 00:17:45.560
with barbed wire instead of strings.

00:17:46.120 --> 00:17:47.920
Harpo responded with a photo

00:17:48.120 --> 00:17:51.320
in which he was playing harp
with his fingers bandaged.

00:17:52.240 --> 00:17:54.720
Dalí travelled to Hollywood
to do a portrait of Harpo

00:17:54.880 --> 00:17:57.480
while he was filming
"A Day at the Races".

00:17:58.160 --> 00:18:00.080
It was there that they wrote

00:18:00.240 --> 00:18:03.080
the script of
"Giraffes on Horseback Salad",

00:18:03.240 --> 00:18:05.640
what would've been
their film together.

00:18:11.560 --> 00:18:14.800
My friend, this is truly important.

00:18:15.160 --> 00:18:18.240
Tell me, how much could I get for it?

00:18:18.400 --> 00:18:20.480
Are you crazy?
You're not thinking of selling it?

00:18:20.640 --> 00:18:21.760
No, no, no.

00:18:21.920 --> 00:18:24.120
Store it or donate it to a foundation
if it's a nuisance at home,

00:18:24.280 --> 00:18:25.280
but don't get rid of it.

00:18:25.440 --> 00:18:27.720
Believe me, I'm not doing it
just for the money,

00:18:27.880 --> 00:18:29.840
but if I wanted to sell it,

00:18:30.040 --> 00:18:31.280
how much would I get?

00:18:32.280 --> 00:18:33.480
I don't know.

00:18:33.640 --> 00:18:35.560
I'm not up on these things,

00:18:35.720 --> 00:18:39.520
quite a lot.
Not to be rich, forget that,

00:18:39.680 --> 00:18:41.560
but quite a lot.

00:18:42.120 --> 00:18:44.680
Why not take it to an auction house?

00:18:44.840 --> 00:18:47.360
Or one of those "pawn shows"
on the TV?

00:18:52.800 --> 00:18:55.360
PENITENTIARY

00:18:55.520 --> 00:18:57.760
You're really going to leave him
with your sister?

00:18:57.920 --> 00:18:59.040
Are you sure about this?

00:18:59.200 --> 00:19:01.560
What can I do?
He's got nowhere to stay.

00:19:01.720 --> 00:19:02.760
But did he really do it?

00:19:02.920 --> 00:19:05.040
It was the whole town,
but only he faced the music.

00:19:05.200 --> 00:19:07.880
The actual perpetrator.
Someone must've done it.

00:19:08.080 --> 00:19:09.240
-Sure.
-Ten years.

00:19:09.400 --> 00:19:10.720
Doesn't seem long to me.

00:19:12.360 --> 00:19:13.760
Fuck you all.

00:19:17.160 --> 00:19:19.120
You bastards!

00:19:21.920 --> 00:19:25.000
Goddamn you to hell and back!

00:19:27.520 --> 00:19:29.120
Great!

00:19:29.280 --> 00:19:33.800
Shit, Aramendi, couldn't you
have dressed up to welcome me?

00:19:34.000 --> 00:19:35.280
It's my Sunday best.

00:19:37.040 --> 00:19:39.160
Isn't anyone going to
introduce me to the lady?

00:19:39.320 --> 00:19:40.200
Yes. Sorry.

00:19:40.360 --> 00:19:43.560
This is Eladia, Monreal.
You've heard me talk about him.

00:19:43.720 --> 00:19:47.000
-Delighted to meet you.
-Enchanté, madame.

00:20:00.680 --> 00:20:02.320
Let's go to the beach.

00:20:45.800 --> 00:20:47.720
I was looking forward to this.

00:20:49.160 --> 00:20:51.920
We haven't been for a long time,
maybe as long as you.

00:20:52.120 --> 00:20:54.480
That's what happens,

00:20:54.640 --> 00:20:57.800
we don't appreciate what we have
until we don't have it.

00:20:58.000 --> 00:21:01.320
After 8 years in prison,
you're looking good.

00:21:02.440 --> 00:21:05.080
That's because you didn't
know me before, babe.

00:21:05.240 --> 00:21:07.520
-Was it rough?
-Well...

00:21:09.040 --> 00:21:11.760
The main things
is to stay strong in here.

00:21:13.240 --> 00:21:16.640
And for that it helps
to stay in shape.

00:21:17.400 --> 00:21:21.120
Look after yourself, do exercise,

00:21:21.280 --> 00:21:23.680
shave, keep clean...

00:21:27.160 --> 00:21:29.120
You know what it's like?

00:21:30.840 --> 00:21:35.040
It's like an escape in the movies
from a concentration camp.

00:21:36.360 --> 00:21:39.680
In a few days you realize
that you can't escape,

00:21:41.120 --> 00:21:45.360
that everything you've seen
or heard on TV about prisons

00:21:45.520 --> 00:21:47.640
is a lie,

00:21:48.360 --> 00:21:50.080
pure fiction.

00:21:51.640 --> 00:21:53.840
There are no tunnels to dig,

00:21:54.880 --> 00:21:57.280
or wire fences to jump,

00:21:59.120 --> 00:22:01.880
and it all makes you resign yourself,

00:22:02.480 --> 00:22:05.600
give up, toe the line...

00:22:07.280 --> 00:22:10.400
and realize you made a mistake.

00:22:11.400 --> 00:22:14.160
I couldn't take another minute.

00:22:14.320 --> 00:22:16.120
Suicide's better.

00:22:17.840 --> 00:22:20.080
You fucking got that right.

00:22:21.240 --> 00:22:22.000
In prison,

00:22:23.160 --> 00:22:26.200
suicide is always present
in everyone's minds,

00:22:26.360 --> 00:22:28.120
but it's never talked about.

00:22:28.360 --> 00:22:31.680
Only after the event
and to heal wounds.

00:22:33.200 --> 00:22:36.520
Then you've got lots of time
to go over and over it

00:22:38.000 --> 00:22:39.800
and make plans.

00:22:42.200 --> 00:22:44.440
I'm going to start a fish farm.

00:22:46.240 --> 00:22:47.600
The things you think of!

00:22:48.320 --> 00:22:49.560
Seriously!

00:22:49.720 --> 00:22:52.040
And I'll play music to the fish,

00:22:52.200 --> 00:22:55.440
like they do in Japan with cows,
massaging them, all that shit!

00:22:57.040 --> 00:22:58.600
I saw it in a report on TV.

00:22:58.760 --> 00:23:01.120
They say it works with plants too.

00:23:01.280 --> 00:23:02.240
You see?

00:23:02.400 --> 00:23:04.040
Then it's good for fish.

00:23:04.360 --> 00:23:07.040
They're in the middle
of the evolutionary scale.

00:23:07.640 --> 00:23:10.600
I'm going for some "brews".
Anyone want anything?

00:23:10.760 --> 00:23:12.000
Yes, some toasted corn.

00:23:12.160 --> 00:23:13.920
-I'll go with you.
-Let's go.

00:23:14.120 --> 00:23:15.560
I'll take nine of these.

00:23:18.280 --> 00:23:20.400
Fuck, Lin, you've sure grown.

00:23:20.560 --> 00:23:23.800
The last time I saw you, you were
a little China girl, this big.

00:23:25.480 --> 00:23:27.360
How do I look? Handsome?

00:23:28.080 --> 00:23:30.760
I put this on
just to piss people off.

00:23:32.560 --> 00:23:36.600
I'll pay for my buddy's
fucking selfie stick too.

00:23:39.320 --> 00:23:42.320
Monreal was a friend from
my elder brother's gang,

00:23:42.480 --> 00:23:44.600
but there's hardly any
of them left now.

00:23:44.760 --> 00:23:47.920
He caused the accident
the killed the mayor,

00:23:48.120 --> 00:23:51.600
a son of a bitch who made life
impossible for everyone.

00:23:51.760 --> 00:23:54.280
They all worked out a plan
and Monreal,

00:23:54.440 --> 00:23:57.240
who was the only one
who'd ever been arrested,

00:23:57.400 --> 00:23:59.200
was in charge of carrying it out.

00:23:59.560 --> 00:24:03.040
He got ten years
and he attempted suicide twice.

00:24:03.200 --> 00:24:04.640
Eight years of that went by,

00:24:04.800 --> 00:24:07.680
so I guess he behaved well
in prison,

00:24:07.840 --> 00:24:10.360
just as he always did
with his friends.

00:24:10.520 --> 00:24:12.800
Where did he learn Chinese?

00:24:13.000 --> 00:24:14.520
No idea.

00:24:18.000 --> 00:24:21.400
I've already taken two Ibuprofens.
Works like a charm.

00:24:21.560 --> 00:24:23.680
We're not up to these shenanigans.
I feel the same way.

00:24:24.400 --> 00:24:26.320
This guy's got a lot of "zing".

00:24:26.480 --> 00:24:28.080
He's got a build-up of it.

00:24:28.240 --> 00:24:30.560
He's been building it up a long time.

00:24:31.840 --> 00:24:32.880
Did you stay long?

00:24:33.080 --> 00:24:35.760
I left with Aramendi
and he stayed with two girls.

00:24:35.920 --> 00:24:37.360
And his crying fit?

00:24:37.520 --> 00:24:39.480
The last drink went down badly,
poor guy.

00:24:39.640 --> 00:24:41.200
What a story about his niece.

00:24:41.360 --> 00:24:42.920
No wonder he wants to see her.

00:24:43.600 --> 00:24:45.920
He cheered up again.

00:24:46.120 --> 00:24:48.280
We had a great time,
like the old days.

00:24:49.760 --> 00:24:52.680
My body's in no shape today
to go to the TV station.

00:24:52.840 --> 00:24:55.600
-Is it Thursday again already?
-Yes, Thursday again.

00:24:55.760 --> 00:24:59.200
And I'm afraid it's the tram,
once a month I have to talk about it.

00:24:59.360 --> 00:25:00.840
Now, I'll tell you,

00:25:01.040 --> 00:25:03.840
until I get them to put in
a ramp for my mother,

00:25:04.040 --> 00:25:05.600
I'm not stopping, no way.

00:25:06.520 --> 00:25:07.440
Monreal:

00:25:08.440 --> 00:25:12.520
"C'mon, birdies, life's getting away.
Sunset on the beach".

00:25:12.680 --> 00:25:14.680
Oh, my God. I'm scared.

00:25:15.880 --> 00:25:16.720
He doesn't stop.

00:25:21.560 --> 00:25:23.680
I think you'll find the joke guy.

00:25:23.840 --> 00:25:26.280
I'd like to, but it's not easy.

00:25:26.440 --> 00:25:29.040
It's a matter of patience, of time.

00:25:29.200 --> 00:25:31.360
So I'm not giving up over that.

00:25:32.360 --> 00:25:34.160
I've nothing better to do.

00:25:34.320 --> 00:25:35.000
Meow!

00:25:39.320 --> 00:25:41.360
-What's he doing?
-I don't know.

00:25:41.520 --> 00:25:42.600
What's that heap?

00:25:42.760 --> 00:25:45.160
Hey, you.
Cut out the "heap" stuff, okay?

00:25:45.320 --> 00:25:49.000
This is a collector's item.
I borrowed it.

00:25:49.160 --> 00:25:52.560
It's my life's dream,
around the world in a tuk-tuk.

00:25:53.160 --> 00:25:55.320
What, are you deaf?

00:25:55.480 --> 00:25:56.880
I've been whistling at you!

00:25:57.320 --> 00:26:00.280
It's like ultrasounds
that only dogs can hear,

00:26:00.440 --> 00:26:01.600
that's what he says.

00:26:01.760 --> 00:26:03.680
I think I did hear something.

00:26:04.640 --> 00:26:05.760
Get out of here!

00:26:05.920 --> 00:26:08.560
Yes, I swear, yes.

00:26:08.720 --> 00:26:10.480
C'mon, birdies, I've got news!

00:26:11.360 --> 00:26:17.920
The other night out dancing,
I was with Lola.

00:26:18.200 --> 00:26:24.360
And she told me
she was real lonely.

00:26:26.880 --> 00:26:28.360
Hey,

00:26:28.520 --> 00:26:33.080
have you ever wondered how
they'll remember us in the future?

00:26:33.320 --> 00:26:34.320
Who?

00:26:34.800 --> 00:26:36.640
I don't know. People, in general.

00:26:36.800 --> 00:26:39.880
For nothing, because we
haven't done anything important.

00:26:40.080 --> 00:26:42.440
That's what I thought in prison.

00:26:42.720 --> 00:26:45.720
But any nobody who can kick a ball,

00:26:45.880 --> 00:26:47.360
they erect a monument to him.

00:26:48.200 --> 00:26:50.240
Well, that's going to end.

00:26:50.400 --> 00:26:54.240
We're going to do something big,
something we'll remembered for.

00:26:54.560 --> 00:26:56.800
Battle stations!

00:26:57.000 --> 00:26:59.320
We're going to steal
the Kiki de Montparnasse.

00:27:02.720 --> 00:27:04.920
I've got Aramendi half-convinced,

00:27:05.120 --> 00:27:07.400
you don't know the crap
he gives me at night.

00:27:07.880 --> 00:27:11.440
And if we're caught we'll be
co-perpetrators, do you realize?

00:27:11.600 --> 00:27:12.760
Co-perpetrators!

00:27:12.920 --> 00:27:15.880
When have you ever in your lives
been co-perpetrators?

00:27:16.080 --> 00:27:17.080
Me, never.

00:27:17.240 --> 00:27:19.160
It's the chance of the century.

00:27:19.320 --> 00:27:21.160
You've lost all judgement.

00:27:22.240 --> 00:27:25.920
Yes, I was judged one time,
and look where I ended up!

00:27:28.680 --> 00:27:31.160
Well, are you in?

00:27:31.320 --> 00:27:32.720
Kiki what?

00:27:32.880 --> 00:27:36.080
Hang on, pigeon, we're taking off!

00:27:36.360 --> 00:27:38.320
Great!

00:27:45.160 --> 00:27:49.400
Repent, fools, and do penitence!

00:27:49.560 --> 00:27:51.680
It's revelation time.

00:27:54.200 --> 00:27:56.240
Incredible, isn't it?

00:27:56.400 --> 00:27:57.600
"The Prophet".

00:27:57.760 --> 00:28:00.880
Another peak, he astonished
the world by sculpting the void.

00:28:02.240 --> 00:28:03.880
You're ignorant!

00:28:04.080 --> 00:28:06.720
You have no idea of all
the things you learn in prison.

00:28:08.240 --> 00:28:09.560
What's with the kid?

00:28:09.880 --> 00:28:12.720
What do you want? It was my turn.

00:28:24.040 --> 00:28:25.120
C'mon, let's go.

00:28:26.480 --> 00:28:27.720
Let's go.

00:28:44.120 --> 00:28:47.000
We're going to need the help
of a professional,

00:28:47.160 --> 00:28:50.920
and we could use the help
of the Cuban and your mother.

00:28:51.120 --> 00:28:53.680
We'll just have to muddle through.

00:28:53.840 --> 00:28:55.280
Right, but when are you
thinking of doing it?

00:28:55.440 --> 00:28:57.800
When and how? I just don't see it.

00:28:58.000 --> 00:29:00.240
How can you see it? It's in here.

00:29:00.400 --> 00:29:02.800
I've been thinking about it
for months, trust me.

00:29:03.000 --> 00:29:05.280
No schedules, dates or methods.

00:29:05.440 --> 00:29:07.640
This is a new way of doing things.

00:29:07.800 --> 00:29:10.480
You just need to meet
some small goals....

00:29:13.800 --> 00:29:16.320
Look, there she is.

00:29:16.480 --> 00:29:19.440
Kiki de Montparnasse, a beauty.

00:29:19.600 --> 00:29:21.800
She frequented the bars where

00:29:22.000 --> 00:29:25.080
the era's biggest people hung out,
Picasso, Matisse...

00:29:25.240 --> 00:29:26.400
They all adored her

00:29:26.560 --> 00:29:28.160
and she was muse to some of them,

00:29:28.320 --> 00:29:31.880
including Gargallo himself,
who made this marvel.

00:29:32.080 --> 00:29:34.120
Yes, all that's great.

00:29:34.280 --> 00:29:35.920
But how do we get it out of here?

00:29:36.120 --> 00:29:38.840
First off, you and I are going
to see Father Amadeo.

00:29:39.720 --> 00:29:40.800
The one that married you.

00:29:46.160 --> 00:29:47.800
"Our Father who art in heaven,

00:29:48.000 --> 00:29:49.880
hallowed be thy name,
bless this bread..."

00:29:50.080 --> 00:29:51.240
No.

00:29:51.680 --> 00:29:52.880
"Our Father who art in heaven,

00:29:53.080 --> 00:29:55.000
hallowed be thy name,

00:29:55.160 --> 00:29:57.320
forgive us our trespasses,

00:29:57.480 --> 00:29:59.640
as we forgive those who
trespass against us,

00:29:59.800 --> 00:30:00.920
deliver us from evil..."

00:30:01.520 --> 00:30:02.920
Amen?

00:30:08.800 --> 00:30:09.880
Telmo,

00:30:10.080 --> 00:30:13.120
I don't know how Monreal
finds out these things,

00:30:13.280 --> 00:30:16.480
but it's true. There's a cave
behind this confession box.

00:30:16.640 --> 00:30:17.760
I don't know either,

00:30:17.920 --> 00:30:19.440
but if you put him on TV,

00:30:19.600 --> 00:30:22.640
you'd get the ramp, the lift
and they even paint the stairs.

00:30:24.640 --> 00:30:26.400
What if they catch us?

00:30:26.560 --> 00:30:27.600
The way things are,

00:30:27.760 --> 00:30:30.520
I don't think it'll be conspicuous
that four stray grandparents

00:30:30.680 --> 00:30:32.160
spend the night in a church.

00:30:32.320 --> 00:30:34.400
Hey, I'm not a grandmother.

00:30:34.560 --> 00:30:36.160
Sure, sure, I know,

00:30:36.320 --> 00:30:38.560
but we're no spring chickens,
you know what I mean.

00:30:39.560 --> 00:30:40.600
People...

00:30:40.760 --> 00:30:42.800
confession must be done separately.

00:30:43.080 --> 00:30:44.240
Sorry.

00:30:45.200 --> 00:30:47.040
Hey, Telmo!

00:30:48.440 --> 00:30:50.600
Telmo, Telmo, Telmo.

00:30:50.760 --> 00:30:53.000
How long's it been, 20 years?

00:30:53.640 --> 00:30:55.680
I haven't seen you
since your wedding day.

00:30:55.840 --> 00:30:59.560
What are you doing here?
You were an unbeliever!

00:30:59.720 --> 00:31:02.480
Me too, I'm an unbeliever too.

00:31:03.000 --> 00:31:05.680
Well, life's twists and turns.

00:31:05.840 --> 00:31:08.480
We're thinking of starting
an intellectual forum,

00:31:08.640 --> 00:31:11.880
even a tourist route of
the major local monuments,

00:31:12.080 --> 00:31:14.840
so that people can enjoy
our entire heritage.

00:31:15.040 --> 00:31:16.480
Oh, good,

00:31:16.640 --> 00:31:18.440
that sounds interesting.

00:31:18.600 --> 00:31:21.480
The doors of this house are open
for whatever you want.

00:31:21.640 --> 00:31:23.640
-Thanks a lot.
-Thanks, Amadeo.

00:31:23.800 --> 00:31:26.640
How's it going here, lots of Mass?

00:31:26.800 --> 00:31:28.720
We're getting by,

00:31:28.880 --> 00:31:30.360
which is no small thing.

00:31:30.520 --> 00:31:33.840
But I'm getting too old
for such a big parish,

00:31:34.040 --> 00:31:37.160
and it's only full during
Immaculate Conception

00:31:37.320 --> 00:31:39.720
and on 20-Nov.,
when all the fascists come.

00:31:40.480 --> 00:31:44.040
Anyway, Telmo, we must
celebration this "apparition".

00:31:44.200 --> 00:31:47.720
Come, I invite you to
a glass of wine in the sacristy.

00:31:50.640 --> 00:31:52.600
What's this "intellectual forum"?

00:31:52.760 --> 00:31:56.080
It's our cover, Telmo.
You're member-Treasurer.

00:31:56.240 --> 00:31:58.000
One thing I can't complain about:

00:31:58.160 --> 00:32:02.160
every week a worshipper brings me
a fine wine from Cariñena.

00:32:02.320 --> 00:32:04.160
I've got no idea about numbers!

00:32:04.320 --> 00:32:06.400
Relax, I'll do the paperwork.

00:32:06.560 --> 00:32:09.200
Besides, we've only got 30 euros left.

00:32:19.320 --> 00:32:21.720
This smell impregnates your memory.

00:32:22.800 --> 00:32:26.040
If I'd known you were
going to go so soon,

00:32:26.200 --> 00:32:29.720
I would've told you "I love you"
a thousand times more.

00:32:38.120 --> 00:32:39.760
MUM

00:32:45.200 --> 00:32:49.520
Ramón Salazar, a student
from the workshop, told it to me.

00:32:51.000 --> 00:32:53.520
Susana del Río, my cousin,
told it to me.

00:32:54.240 --> 00:32:57.120
Eugenia Ramos, my neighbour,
told it to me.

00:32:57.280 --> 00:33:00.120
Daniel Casas, my coach,
told to it to me.

00:33:00.280 --> 00:33:03.240
I heard it on a radio show,
"Pouch of Judas".

00:33:04.040 --> 00:33:06.760
Who told me that joke?

00:33:08.480 --> 00:33:10.040
You know, I don't remember.

00:33:10.760 --> 00:33:12.440
I don't remember.

00:33:18.840 --> 00:33:20.280
Ni hao, Lin.

00:33:20.440 --> 00:33:23.360
Listen, babe,
I need to see Macario.

00:33:29.880 --> 00:33:32.800
Relax, guys, it's done.

00:33:33.000 --> 00:33:34.240
I'm getting out of here.

00:33:34.720 --> 00:33:37.480
Nobody's moving.
Don't fuck with me now.

00:33:51.920 --> 00:33:53.640
We've come this far.

00:33:53.800 --> 00:33:55.640
I want to go.

00:33:56.320 --> 00:33:58.040
It'll be true what they say...

00:33:58.200 --> 00:34:01.600
Don't be a pain in the ass now.
And don't be scared.

00:34:01.760 --> 00:34:05.480
The Chinese are very ceremonious,
very diplomatic.

00:34:05.640 --> 00:34:08.480
But it's fine, let's not start
with the usual prejudices.

00:34:09.120 --> 00:34:11.199
I hope you washed your underarms,

00:34:11.360 --> 00:34:15.000
you're going to meet a great man,
Lou Mao, the great Macario.

00:34:15.159 --> 00:34:16.679
An important merchant.

00:34:16.840 --> 00:34:19.560
No, no, relax. Relax, Aramendi, relax.

00:34:19.719 --> 00:34:22.880
Hey, calm down. Settle down, okay?

00:34:23.520 --> 00:34:27.159
Listen, behind every churro shop

00:34:27.320 --> 00:34:29.199
there's always a vacant lot.

00:34:29.360 --> 00:34:31.679
With weeds, skinny cats,

00:34:31.840 --> 00:34:35.000
infected syringes
and remains of tiles.

00:34:35.159 --> 00:34:36.320
Why?

00:34:36.480 --> 00:34:39.679
Because it's what we all hide inside,

00:34:39.840 --> 00:34:42.040
but what face do we show the public?

00:34:42.199 --> 00:34:47.080
A splendid, delicious
and tasty churro shop.

00:34:48.120 --> 00:34:50.880
When you're scared,
just think of this line:

00:34:51.080 --> 00:34:55.239
"Behind every churro shop,
there's always a vacant lot".

00:34:55.400 --> 00:34:58.120
Yeah? Say it with me.

00:34:58.280 --> 00:35:00.520
"Behind every churro shop..."

00:35:02.240 --> 00:35:06.040
-Behind every churro shop...
-"...there's always a vacant lot".

00:35:06.840 --> 00:35:08.720
...there's always a vacant lot.

00:35:08.880 --> 00:35:11.040
Damn, Aramendi,
you've got it, very good.

00:35:22.120 --> 00:35:25.840
We've been going down so long,
we're going to reach Hell.

00:35:26.040 --> 00:35:29.440
You'll see, you'll be amazed.
You've never seen anything like it.

00:35:35.920 --> 00:35:38.160
Jeez, it's cold.

00:35:38.320 --> 00:35:40.120
Whoah...

00:35:40.280 --> 00:35:44.320
This looks like another world.
It was daytime up there.

00:35:44.640 --> 00:35:47.160
Chinatown? Here?

00:35:47.320 --> 00:35:51.360
No, my friend, this is "China World".

00:36:37.600 --> 00:36:39.040
My friend, Macario.

00:36:44.160 --> 00:36:49.360
If you steal the tuk-tuk again,
we'll cut off your holiest bits.

00:36:50.240 --> 00:36:52.160
Oh, that.

00:36:52.840 --> 00:36:56.160
A bit of mischief,
for old time's sake.

00:36:56.800 --> 00:37:00.360
I see business is booming,

00:37:00.520 --> 00:37:03.680
you've prospered,
you're a big fish now.

00:37:03.840 --> 00:37:07.320
Do you know what's behind
every Chinese bar in your area?

00:37:07.480 --> 00:37:08.160
No.

00:37:08.320 --> 00:37:13.720
A Spaniard who sold it.
Briefcase, click, ka-ching!

00:37:18.040 --> 00:37:20.240
Listen, Macario.

00:37:20.440 --> 00:37:22.400
We're going to do a job.

00:37:22.560 --> 00:37:24.560
We'd need a cover.

00:37:25.400 --> 00:37:27.840
What kind of mess are we getting into?

00:37:28.040 --> 00:37:29.680
I have no idea, Aramendi.

00:37:29.840 --> 00:37:32.840
But I get the idea that
there's no going back.

00:37:44.360 --> 00:37:47.160
This bastard is sharp as a tack.

00:37:47.320 --> 00:37:50.000
Careful what you do,
or we won't get out alive.

00:37:50.160 --> 00:37:52.880
And don't tell anyone
or they'll cut off our pinkies.

00:37:55.080 --> 00:37:57.200
500 euros.

00:37:57.920 --> 00:38:00.920
500 euros! 500 euros!

00:38:03.640 --> 00:38:06.800
500 euros? With 500 euros
I could buy the Great Wall,

00:38:07.000 --> 00:38:09.320
all of China!
I'm not giving you 500 euros!

00:38:09.480 --> 00:38:11.240
I'd cut off my right arm first!

00:38:11.440 --> 00:38:14.280
480, final offer.

00:38:14.560 --> 00:38:17.240
You're robbing me
and you know it. You know it!

00:38:18.200 --> 00:38:20.000
But anyway,

00:38:20.160 --> 00:38:23.240
for the sake of the trade
friendship between our countries,

00:38:24.560 --> 00:38:26.680
I accept the offer.

00:38:28.560 --> 00:38:29.280
Bastard!

00:38:31.160 --> 00:38:33.640
What are the 500 euros for?

00:38:35.440 --> 00:38:37.800
And who's going to put it up?

00:38:41.240 --> 00:38:42.920
All my savings.

00:38:43.120 --> 00:38:45.520
Why all this madness?
I don't understand.

00:38:58.080 --> 00:38:59.920
480 for Macario.

00:39:00.120 --> 00:39:02.920
Don't take a cut, okay?

00:39:06.560 --> 00:39:08.080
You gave her 430.

00:39:08.240 --> 00:39:10.440
Fuck 'em, they've taken
the piss out of us enough.

00:39:10.600 --> 00:39:12.600
Besides, he'll think it was
the Chinese girl.

00:39:12.760 --> 00:39:15.080
We've got 50 bucks for "brews".

00:39:16.240 --> 00:39:19.400
If we're co-perpetrators,
why aren't we "co-contributors"?

00:39:19.560 --> 00:39:21.360
Relax, I'll give you my part tomorrow.

00:39:21.520 --> 00:39:24.560
Do you know the money
we'll make selling that mask?

00:39:24.720 --> 00:39:27.440
This is a long-term investment.

00:39:27.600 --> 00:39:29.600
-How long?
-Here we go!

00:39:29.760 --> 00:39:31.640
Give him mine too.

00:39:58.480 --> 00:39:59.600
Good morning.

00:40:05.920 --> 00:40:07.280
A big hit.

00:40:07.440 --> 00:40:10.560
Telmo, let the news spread
around the neighbourhood.

00:40:10.720 --> 00:40:13.840
Spread? She's the only one.
At least get her a coffee.

00:40:14.040 --> 00:40:16.040
Alright, I'll work on it.

00:40:16.200 --> 00:40:18.560
-Where did you get this?
-The Association bought it.

00:40:18.720 --> 00:40:21.000
By the way,
we're 4 euros in the red.

00:40:21.160 --> 00:40:23.880
I'm the treasurer,
I should've been informed.

00:40:24.080 --> 00:40:26.520
Yes, you're the Treasurer
and a member, yes.

00:40:26.680 --> 00:40:29.080
But I'm the President.

00:40:29.240 --> 00:40:31.680
Besides, I bought it on sale at Vips.

00:40:32.720 --> 00:40:35.040
Look at the program.
See what you think.

00:40:36.400 --> 00:40:38.920
"Presentation, opinion forum."

00:40:41.200 --> 00:40:42.520
"August 25th:

00:40:42.680 --> 00:40:45.320
debate on the state of the area."
That's today, right?

00:40:45.480 --> 00:40:48.040
-Yes.
-Sure, a no-show.

00:40:48.200 --> 00:40:51.080
"September 24th: guided visit.

00:40:51.240 --> 00:40:54.640
Discover the most representative
monuments in your area.

00:40:54.800 --> 00:40:57.320
You pass by them every day.

00:40:57.480 --> 00:40:59.680
Look up and admire them."

00:41:01.200 --> 00:41:04.480
Give me the book to study,
I want to do it right.

00:41:04.640 --> 00:41:07.520
Look, the rest of the program...

00:41:09.440 --> 00:41:11.640
"Presentation of Follow That Joke,

00:41:11.800 --> 00:41:14.080
by Telmo Huesa. Asterisk.

00:41:15.280 --> 00:41:17.720
-Date pending."
-If it even happens...

00:41:17.880 --> 00:41:20.560
Hurry up, this neighbourhood
has to be livened up a bit.

00:41:43.480 --> 00:41:44.760
Julián Blanco?

00:41:46.560 --> 00:41:47.480
Cancer.

00:41:47.720 --> 00:41:48.840
Josefa Merino?

00:41:49.360 --> 00:41:50.120
Cancer.

00:41:50.280 --> 00:41:51.560
Mari Carmen Puyol?

00:41:52.040 --> 00:41:52.720
Cancer.

00:41:52.880 --> 00:41:54.160
Jesús Cebolla?

00:41:54.320 --> 00:41:56.480
Fucking cancer as big
as his big head.

00:41:56.640 --> 00:41:57.640
Telmo Huesa?

00:41:58.800 --> 00:42:00.800
After the gentleman.

00:42:04.280 --> 00:42:05.920
Cancer.

00:42:06.120 --> 00:42:06.760
Cancer.

00:42:07.240 --> 00:42:09.280
Cancer.

00:42:09.600 --> 00:42:13.040
Cry? I didn't even occur to me.

00:42:13.200 --> 00:42:16.880
I've been rotting away
since I turned 16.

00:42:17.080 --> 00:42:20.320
My molars felt cold
and my mouth was dry.

00:42:20.840 --> 00:42:22.320
A sensation very similar

00:42:22.480 --> 00:42:27.280
to when I was a boy finishing
the 1000-metre race at school.

00:42:32.160 --> 00:42:34.360
The progress and well-being
of a society

00:42:34.520 --> 00:42:37.480
lies in the tiling of its walls.

00:42:37.640 --> 00:42:40.600
Look at these: white, square,

00:42:40.760 --> 00:42:43.040
cold, normal,

00:42:43.200 --> 00:42:44.880
too normal.

00:42:45.080 --> 00:42:48.280
They could be the tiles
in a slaughterhouse.

00:42:49.640 --> 00:42:52.160
I yearned for my parents' bathroom,

00:42:52.320 --> 00:42:55.080
where the tiles were warm
and beautiful.

00:42:55.240 --> 00:42:57.520
When you let your gaze
rest on the infinite,

00:42:57.680 --> 00:43:00.720
the most curious images appeared.

00:43:00.880 --> 00:43:03.000
You could trace imaginary roads

00:43:03.160 --> 00:43:05.480
or draw symmetrical figures
with your mind:

00:43:06.520 --> 00:43:11.920
faces, skulls, animals...

00:43:12.120 --> 00:43:14.920
But the tiles in the office
of Dr. Mendoza

00:43:15.120 --> 00:43:17.160
give you nothing.

00:43:17.320 --> 00:43:19.480
They don't open up roads
or draw figures.

00:43:20.680 --> 00:43:23.680
I know why my grandmother called
for her mother in her death throes.

00:43:23.840 --> 00:43:27.360
The need and memory
of the mother always remain.

00:43:28.280 --> 00:43:29.240
Mum.

00:43:30.360 --> 00:43:32.520
Relax, it doesn't appear on Mondays.

00:43:32.680 --> 00:43:35.600
If I saw a little girl here,
I'd die of fright.

00:43:35.760 --> 00:43:37.480
Even if she were alive.

00:43:37.640 --> 00:43:41.040
Poor girl. If she's still here,
she must have a debt to settle.

00:43:41.200 --> 00:43:44.000
Take her to the program with you,
I bet they'll help her.

00:43:44.160 --> 00:43:46.440
She's pretty. You have to imagine her
with her head on her shoulders,

00:43:46.600 --> 00:43:49.040
but you can see she was
from a good family.

00:43:49.200 --> 00:43:51.400
Has she been appearing
for a long time?

00:43:51.560 --> 00:43:54.560
She came after the spaceship arrived,
so about two years.

00:43:54.720 --> 00:43:57.360
I've been here almost five years.
The first two were quiet.

00:43:57.520 --> 00:44:01.240
A bummer, actually, but later
they came at the weekends.

00:44:01.560 --> 00:44:03.160
-Who?
-Who?

00:44:03.840 --> 00:44:06.000
Them, the UFOs.

00:44:07.320 --> 00:44:09.920
It was like a "rave", a picnic,
whatever they fancied,

00:44:10.120 --> 00:44:11.680
because they only came
on Saturdays or Sundays.

00:44:11.840 --> 00:44:14.520
Some twenty of them came down from
the same ship and sat in the hall.

00:44:14.680 --> 00:44:16.640
Have you told anyone else?

00:44:17.080 --> 00:44:19.240
What for? I may be crazy,
but not stupid,

00:44:19.400 --> 00:44:20.760
I'd be out on the street.

00:44:20.920 --> 00:44:22.320
I've got two kids to support,

00:44:22.480 --> 00:44:24.920
plus the debt on the car
my ex insisted on buying.

00:44:25.120 --> 00:44:28.600
And I'm privileged to have
the experience all to myself.

00:44:29.640 --> 00:44:32.800
-Only Monreal knows about it.
-How did you meet?

00:44:33.000 --> 00:44:34.840
I was at the prison for a while.

00:44:36.120 --> 00:44:38.160
-Working, eh?
-Oh, right.

00:44:38.320 --> 00:44:39.840
I noticed him straight off.

00:44:40.040 --> 00:44:42.400
Then came the card-playing,
the conjugal visits...

00:44:42.560 --> 00:44:44.440
He's a real man.

00:44:55.080 --> 00:44:57.480
The girl doesn't appear on Mondays.

00:44:57.640 --> 00:45:00.520
Shit, Vicen, you'll scare my people.

00:45:00.680 --> 00:45:02.280
You're driving me crazy.

00:45:02.440 --> 00:45:04.080
Well? What do you think?

00:45:04.640 --> 00:45:07.320
Download an app, it gives you
the measurements by GPS

00:45:07.480 --> 00:45:09.800
and you transfer it where you want.

00:45:10.000 --> 00:45:11.760
Amazing, right?

00:45:11.920 --> 00:45:15.520
Damn,
if we'd had one of these years ago...

00:45:19.040 --> 00:45:21.800
-Da-dah!
-It's just like it.

00:45:23.040 --> 00:45:25.800
Isn't it? A marvel.

00:45:26.000 --> 00:45:28.240
You see how it was worth
paying the Chinese?

00:45:28.400 --> 00:45:30.560
Nobody copies like them.

00:45:30.720 --> 00:45:33.720
Hey, babe,
did you take them to see Franco?

00:45:33.880 --> 00:45:37.680
-No.
-He turns up here too?

00:45:37.840 --> 00:45:40.800
After they brought him here,
even the military neglected him.

00:45:41.000 --> 00:45:44.000
He came under a white sheet.
I removed it and no one said a word.

00:45:44.160 --> 00:45:47.640
What are you doing?
You're going to bust your noggin!

00:45:47.800 --> 00:45:50.040
Get the wooden one, it's stronger.

00:45:50.200 --> 00:45:53.520
Oh, you devil.
You've climbed on already, eh?

00:45:53.680 --> 00:45:55.520
Come here and give me a hand.

00:45:58.160 --> 00:46:00.640
Last night he woke me up at 11
and told me

00:46:00.800 --> 00:46:02.680
he needed to see Moncayo.

00:46:02.840 --> 00:46:06.040
I said: "Okay, we'll go tomorrow".

00:46:06.200 --> 00:46:09.400
No, it had to be right away,

00:46:09.840 --> 00:46:12.320
he had to take communion
with Moncayo last night.

00:46:12.480 --> 00:46:14.320
-And did you go?
-Well,

00:46:14.480 --> 00:46:18.160
he was in prison for 8 years,
unable to do anything.

00:46:18.320 --> 00:46:19.240
Meow!

00:46:19.400 --> 00:46:22.560
Meow! Gallop!

00:46:23.600 --> 00:46:26.680
C'mon, gallop! Gallop!

00:46:26.840 --> 00:46:28.040
Gallop!

00:46:28.200 --> 00:46:31.920
Gallop, gallop,

00:46:32.120 --> 00:46:35.800
-like the waves on the sea.
-Come on!

00:46:48.080 --> 00:46:50.080
Isn't it cool?

00:46:50.240 --> 00:46:52.120
I change model every year.

00:46:53.240 --> 00:46:55.360
You can take this one,
it's within the price.

00:46:55.520 --> 00:46:58.560
-Is it far to go?
-Nomads move around.

00:46:58.720 --> 00:47:00.840
They move all around.

00:47:01.040 --> 00:47:04.080
Nomads move around
in all the four seasons.

00:47:04.240 --> 00:47:06.120
And nobody know anything?

00:47:06.280 --> 00:47:09.800
That's nomads,
they live beyond the known world.

00:47:10.000 --> 00:47:12.800
And this world's beyond theirs.
It's a mystery.

00:47:13.000 --> 00:47:14.280
It's a true.

00:47:14.440 --> 00:47:18.000
I remember it was in the news.
Years ago,

00:47:18.160 --> 00:47:21.240
-I hadn't yet gone to the clink.
-And who believed it?

00:47:21.400 --> 00:47:23.560
They're fucking well set up.

00:47:23.720 --> 00:47:25.880
I know two of them that left

00:47:26.080 --> 00:47:28.880
because they thought it was
a breeze, and it wasn't.

00:47:29.080 --> 00:47:32.280
But normally,
everyone who goes in, stays in.

00:47:32.440 --> 00:47:35.160
-How do they get by?
-With their own hands.

00:47:35.320 --> 00:47:37.800
-Don't let go of the wheel!
-How else would they get by?

00:47:38.000 --> 00:47:40.480
They're artisans,

00:47:40.640 --> 00:47:42.840
they have their own animals,

00:47:43.040 --> 00:47:45.400
they grow whatever they can,

00:47:45.560 --> 00:47:48.360
because this land is a real bitch.

00:47:55.640 --> 00:47:57.200
Fucking hell!

00:47:59.440 --> 00:48:02.200
Fuck. He's lost.

00:48:02.360 --> 00:48:04.800
This is bullshit!

00:48:05.000 --> 00:48:07.680
-It's alright!
-They move around,

00:48:07.840 --> 00:48:09.400
they're nomads.

00:48:15.880 --> 00:48:16.920
Is that her?

00:48:20.000 --> 00:48:23.200
-She's pretty.
-The spitting image of her mother.

00:48:23.360 --> 00:48:26.880
-And what's she doing here?
-Well, life...

00:48:27.080 --> 00:48:29.040
Her father, a scumbag.

00:48:29.200 --> 00:48:31.320
He deserted her when she was little.

00:48:31.480 --> 00:48:34.080
My sister did her best, but...

00:48:34.240 --> 00:48:37.560
she died a couple of years ago
and without a role model...

00:48:37.720 --> 00:48:40.560
poor Michelle lost direction.

00:48:40.720 --> 00:48:41.760
Naturally.

00:48:42.880 --> 00:48:44.360
I don't know.

00:48:44.520 --> 00:48:47.000
I want to see her and hug her again.

00:48:48.040 --> 00:48:51.320
Besides, she's essential.
Without her, there's no plan.

00:48:51.480 --> 00:48:53.880
-How did you know she was here?
-I didn't know.

00:48:54.920 --> 00:48:57.440
-Georgina told me.
-Georgina?

00:48:57.600 --> 00:49:01.040
A friend of Vicen's. She fucking nuts,

00:49:01.200 --> 00:49:03.280
but she divines everything, the witch.

00:49:12.440 --> 00:49:14.920
This will turn out right,
one way or the other.

00:49:15.120 --> 00:49:18.440
-Did you take the dragon's tooth?
-Don't you see?

00:49:18.600 --> 00:49:21.560
This looks like a relic.
What did you do?

00:49:21.720 --> 00:49:24.400
They say it's sacred,
that it has superpowers,

00:49:24.560 --> 00:49:27.280
that it cures disease, whatever.

00:49:27.440 --> 00:49:29.920
It'll bring us luck.

00:49:30.120 --> 00:49:34.080
Anyway, fuck 'em.
The Chinese have got everything.

00:49:34.240 --> 00:49:35.680
And if they don't, they copy it.

00:49:37.040 --> 00:49:38.680
There they are! Get in the jeep!

00:50:05.560 --> 00:50:06.720
What do you want?

00:50:07.720 --> 00:50:09.760
I'm looking for my niece.

00:50:10.200 --> 00:50:11.440
I know that.

00:50:12.560 --> 00:50:14.680
Shit, if you know, why ask me?

00:50:15.400 --> 00:50:16.640
Who's your niece?

00:50:17.640 --> 00:50:19.280
She's called Michelle.

00:50:19.440 --> 00:50:21.760
She's blonde, blue eyes

00:50:21.920 --> 00:50:25.560
and she's a telecommunications
engineer, to be precise.

00:50:26.480 --> 00:50:29.720
-Have you seen her?
-No.

00:50:30.560 --> 00:50:32.880
Right. But is she here?

00:50:36.440 --> 00:50:37.560
I don't know.

00:50:38.760 --> 00:50:41.000
Why do you want to see her?

00:50:41.160 --> 00:50:44.240
I want to give her a hug.

00:50:44.400 --> 00:50:47.320
Besides, I just got out of prison

00:50:47.480 --> 00:50:49.440
and she's my only family now.

00:50:49.760 --> 00:50:52.120
You people are living
in a prison all the time.

00:50:53.400 --> 00:50:55.240
And you in fairyland.

00:50:56.560 --> 00:50:59.240
So, are you going to help me?

00:51:00.720 --> 00:51:02.160
I'd say I am already.

00:51:07.800 --> 00:51:08.800
Drink with me.

00:51:15.520 --> 00:51:17.560
"I've got one around,
but I can't find it".

00:51:21.520 --> 00:51:23.400
"Camouflage", he says.

00:51:31.000 --> 00:51:34.760
Hey, I'm having a great time.

00:51:34.920 --> 00:51:36.720
And it's not to be shitty, but...

00:51:36.880 --> 00:51:39.920
the driver charges by the hour.

00:51:40.800 --> 00:51:43.640
-Smart guy. Toñin.
-Yes!

00:51:45.520 --> 00:51:48.880
He goes round and round
because he charges by the hour.

00:51:53.760 --> 00:51:56.320
And my niece? Is she coming?

00:51:58.840 --> 00:52:00.800
I've already told her.

00:52:02.600 --> 00:52:05.480
I raised my left eyebrow

00:52:05.640 --> 00:52:07.400
half an hour ago

00:52:07.560 --> 00:52:11.360
and three people went looking

00:52:11.520 --> 00:52:13.200
for Michelle.

00:52:15.240 --> 00:52:16.840
You sure are in charge.

00:52:19.160 --> 00:52:22.200
I'm not in charge, I...

00:52:22.360 --> 00:52:25.800
-distribute... authority.
-Uncle!

00:52:28.280 --> 00:52:29.320
Uncle!

00:52:30.920 --> 00:52:32.080
Uncle!

00:52:38.320 --> 00:52:40.440
Let's go home, Michelle.

00:52:47.440 --> 00:52:50.120
Oh, fuck.

00:52:50.800 --> 00:52:53.320
I can't drink any more beer.

00:52:53.480 --> 00:52:56.480
We did the Paris-Dakar,
there and back.

00:52:57.920 --> 00:53:00.640
In my fucking life I've never
been bounced around so much.

00:53:06.800 --> 00:53:08.760
How's the Association going?

00:53:08.920 --> 00:53:11.640
Eladia takes care of it all,

00:53:11.800 --> 00:53:15.200
-setting up tons of activities.
-Good, that's what it's about.

00:53:15.360 --> 00:53:17.520
I'll drop by to take a look.

00:53:22.040 --> 00:53:24.560
She'll bring some joy to the place.

00:53:24.720 --> 00:53:26.920
I've never quite gotten used
to living alone.

00:53:27.120 --> 00:53:28.680
Right,

00:53:28.840 --> 00:53:31.160
no one ever gets used to it.

00:53:36.840 --> 00:53:39.160
Play something. Go on, "Sam".

00:53:40.640 --> 00:53:42.800
-I bought it a month ago.
-But you know how to play, right?

00:53:43.000 --> 00:53:45.240
I'm learning on the Internet,
little by little.

00:53:45.400 --> 00:53:47.280
When I know how to play,
I'll give you a concert.

00:53:47.440 --> 00:53:49.000
-Go on, go for it.
-No.

00:53:54.080 --> 00:53:55.240
See?

00:53:55.400 --> 00:53:59.240
I'll play that to my fish
so they dance all day long.

00:53:59.400 --> 00:54:01.680
Happy little fishies.

00:54:01.840 --> 00:54:03.640
They'll be so happy.

00:54:06.120 --> 00:54:09.200
Hey, Michi. Come on.

00:54:10.320 --> 00:54:12.040
Come here, little fish.

00:55:45.320 --> 00:55:47.320
You relax, Georgina knows it all.

00:55:47.480 --> 00:55:51.120
Look away if you're embarrassed,
but you have to go in with me.

00:55:51.280 --> 00:55:54.280
Put your head on,
people aren't used to it.

00:55:54.440 --> 00:55:56.680
We'll fix your thing first.
Georgina's the best.

00:55:56.840 --> 00:55:58.720
She runs off at the mouth,
but she's unique.

00:55:58.880 --> 00:56:01.800
Then wait for me outside
and we'll sort out this poor girl.

00:56:02.000 --> 00:56:03.280
Let's go, guys.

00:56:19.120 --> 00:56:20.920
Honey lamb!

00:56:21.120 --> 00:56:24.520
How are you, gorgeous?

00:56:24.680 --> 00:56:26.240
Hi, handsome.

00:56:27.600 --> 00:56:29.240
Let's go inside.

00:56:41.680 --> 00:56:43.240
"Grucho"...

00:56:45.080 --> 00:56:46.720
"Grucho"...

00:56:47.800 --> 00:56:48.560
What's wrong?

00:56:48.720 --> 00:56:50.840
I just meant
that even if it is Groucho,

00:56:51.040 --> 00:56:53.120
it's Harpo we have to speak to.

00:56:53.280 --> 00:56:54.280
Harpo?

00:57:00.520 --> 00:57:02.880
Harpo...

00:57:04.840 --> 00:57:06.680
Harpo...

00:57:08.000 --> 00:57:11.080
Are you here with us?

00:57:17.120 --> 00:57:20.160
This nice man...

00:57:20.600 --> 00:57:22.040
wants to know...

00:57:22.200 --> 00:57:26.000
if you want the script to change hands

00:57:26.160 --> 00:57:29.200
or to stay with him.

00:57:35.720 --> 00:57:39.400
-This smells like a whorehouse!
-I was doing military service

00:57:39.560 --> 00:57:42.320
when I found the script
in a whorehouse in Barcelona.

00:57:42.480 --> 00:57:45.240
-In their library.
-A whorehouse with a library?

00:57:45.400 --> 00:57:46.240
I swear.

00:57:46.400 --> 00:57:50.280
In the 30's artists from abroad
used to go there.

00:57:50.480 --> 00:57:52.880
That's where Harpo must've left it.

00:57:53.080 --> 00:57:54.560
Or Dalí.

00:57:54.720 --> 00:57:57.440
-They wrote it together.
-Dalí!

00:57:58.120 --> 00:58:02.120
Then I'm sure it was him.
What a piece of work!

00:58:11.360 --> 00:58:12.880
So do I sell it?

00:58:40.080 --> 00:58:42.160
Sell it, sell it.

00:58:42.400 --> 00:58:44.560
And if you do, you can give me a cut.

00:58:45.600 --> 00:58:47.800
What I just said,

00:58:48.000 --> 00:58:50.200
"Grroocho" himself told me.

00:58:50.600 --> 00:58:51.920
Get that straight, eh?

00:58:56.840 --> 00:59:00.320
It's odd that today we seek
the shortest route to everything

00:59:00.480 --> 00:59:04.000
and yet these shortcuts
are less and less travelled.

00:59:05.160 --> 00:59:08.480
We seniors are bit like that,
like landscapes in ads,

00:59:08.680 --> 00:59:13.040
romantic, full of good ideas
and fine wishes,

00:59:13.200 --> 00:59:16.040
but they're no good for anything.

00:59:30.560 --> 00:59:31.760
Carlos Serrano?

00:59:31.920 --> 00:59:33.120
Yes, sir, the same.

00:59:33.280 --> 00:59:35.680
You can't imagine
how keen I was to meet you.

00:59:35.840 --> 00:59:36.640
Me? Why?

00:59:36.800 --> 00:59:39.160
You're like the philosopher's stone.

00:59:39.320 --> 00:59:43.080
I used to pump out
three or four jokes a week.

00:59:43.240 --> 00:59:46.440
Yes, but now one on
Friday evenings is enough.

00:59:46.600 --> 00:59:48.040
It must be great, eh?

00:59:48.200 --> 00:59:52.280
It's something that's yours,
invented, your own creation,

00:59:52.440 --> 00:59:53.920
and comes back to you in time.

00:59:54.120 --> 00:59:56.680
Hey, at first it was exciting.

00:59:56.840 --> 00:59:59.000
But you get used to everything.

00:59:59.160 --> 01:00:01.840
But it sure travels...
The other day a friend told me

01:00:02.040 --> 01:00:04.080
he heard one of my jokes in Japan.

01:00:04.240 --> 01:00:05.560
-In Japan?
-In Japan!

01:00:05.720 --> 01:00:08.040
Japan's so far away!
I've never been to Japan.

01:00:08.200 --> 01:00:09.840
Maybe a little with the joke, no?

01:00:12.520 --> 01:00:15.600
When's the book coming out?
I want one.

01:00:15.760 --> 01:00:19.120
It's the least I can do.
I'll bring you some personally.

01:00:19.280 --> 01:00:21.760
And the publisher?
Publishing is tough.

01:00:21.920 --> 01:00:24.160
Don't you believe it,
it's easier than ever now.

01:00:24.320 --> 01:00:26.000
I'm publishing it on the Internet.

01:00:26.160 --> 01:00:28.320
It's not too expensive
and it's there forever.

01:00:28.480 --> 01:00:29.480
Yes, good plan.

01:00:31.480 --> 01:00:34.040
After a while
the radio people remembered:

01:00:34.920 --> 01:00:38.880
Ricardo told it to them,
he called the station one day.

01:00:39.080 --> 01:00:42.480
They told it to José,
who fixed the air-conditioning.

01:00:43.440 --> 01:00:45.640
He told Joaquín,
who'd sold him a sofa,

01:00:45.800 --> 01:00:47.640
a three-seater that
converted into a bed.

01:00:47.800 --> 01:00:52.040
He told Dori, they'd met dancing,
maybe there was more to it.

01:00:52.200 --> 01:00:55.520
She told her boss,
I can't recall his name, in Tudela.

01:00:56.160 --> 01:00:59.920
He told Jota, a lottery seller,
he was hard to find.

01:01:00.840 --> 01:01:03.920
He told Malena, his chemist friend.

01:01:04.120 --> 01:01:07.200
She told Laia, at a nun's school
reunion party.

01:01:08.080 --> 01:01:11.720
She told Teresa, the girlfriend
of a cousin of another ex-student.

01:01:12.520 --> 01:01:15.760
She told Julián, her first roommate,

01:01:15.920 --> 01:01:17.480
they're both really nice.

01:01:18.120 --> 01:01:19.000
Julián!

01:01:19.160 --> 01:01:20.520
Sure, Julián is...

01:01:20.680 --> 01:01:23.760
-My brother-in-law!
-There you have it. And he we are.

01:01:27.600 --> 01:01:32.320
I found Julián stressed out.
That victory was 20 years ago.

01:01:32.480 --> 01:01:35.520
To enjoy it you have to be
rigorous and create the mood

01:01:35.680 --> 01:01:37.920
that you're watching the final live.

01:01:38.120 --> 01:01:41.000
Always alert in case
Nayim missed the goal this time.

01:01:41.160 --> 01:01:43.760
Who knows?
Maybe if you think real hard,

01:01:43.920 --> 01:01:46.720
the past can change
right in front of your nose.

01:01:47.520 --> 01:01:49.000
And... to the crossbar.

01:01:49.160 --> 01:01:50.720
Just as well it didn't.

01:01:50.880 --> 01:01:52.840
Goal!

01:02:16.320 --> 01:02:18.080
You sure like to scribble.

01:02:21.440 --> 01:02:23.200
What's your role in all this?

01:02:24.160 --> 01:02:26.920
Tell me,
all this secrecy is driving me crazy.

01:02:27.120 --> 01:02:28.080
Seriously?

01:02:30.200 --> 01:02:31.040
No.

01:02:32.000 --> 01:02:33.920
You're a computer expert,

01:02:34.120 --> 01:02:36.080
you deactivate the museum's arms.

01:02:37.720 --> 01:02:39.360
Internet specialist,

01:02:39.520 --> 01:02:41.720
you rub out our tracks on the Net.

01:02:44.880 --> 01:02:48.000
I don't know anything special
and I'm mixed up in this madness,

01:02:48.160 --> 01:02:50.400
so there must be someone
to make up for that.

01:02:51.120 --> 01:02:53.680
Let's just say I'm good
at magic tricks.

01:02:56.840 --> 01:02:58.480
You've got a really nice place.

01:02:58.640 --> 01:03:00.000
It's totally normal.

01:03:00.160 --> 01:03:01.800
You have a bed to sleep in.

01:03:02.000 --> 01:03:03.160
A bed!

01:03:03.680 --> 01:03:06.440
You miss that much more
than a good wine, I assure you.

01:03:06.600 --> 01:03:09.440
I have to buy another
set of sheets for your room.

01:03:09.600 --> 01:03:10.520
I only have those

01:03:10.680 --> 01:03:12.800
and we don't know
how long you're staying.

01:03:15.640 --> 01:03:16.920
No idea,

01:03:17.120 --> 01:03:18.520
but knowing my uncle,

01:03:18.680 --> 01:03:21.120
we'll have to disappear
for a good while.

01:03:23.000 --> 01:03:24.000
More wine?

01:04:30.200 --> 01:04:31.680
Are you going to sleep?

01:04:31.840 --> 01:04:33.040
As soon as I can.

01:04:38.600 --> 01:04:41.400
You'll see, you'll see.

01:04:45.880 --> 01:04:47.440
That's quite enough!

01:04:47.760 --> 01:04:50.680
Are we not civilized people?
What is this?

01:04:50.840 --> 01:04:53.080
We all have a goddamn space
on this plane

01:04:53.240 --> 01:04:55.040
to put our hand luggage.

01:04:55.200 --> 01:04:56.760
If we all put in just one piece,

01:04:56.920 --> 01:04:59.160
why isn't there space for everyone?

01:04:59.320 --> 01:05:01.720
You're going to end up in a home.

01:05:01.880 --> 01:05:03.320
All the men. All the women.

01:05:03.480 --> 01:05:06.480
And your balls and ovaries will sag.

01:05:06.640 --> 01:05:09.320
If the plane doesn't move,
they're not going to teleport us,

01:05:09.480 --> 01:05:12.320
we're going to London
in this fucking heap

01:05:12.480 --> 01:05:15.280
that cost us less than
the taxi that brought us here.

01:05:15.440 --> 01:05:16.840
What's the big hurry?

01:05:17.040 --> 01:05:19.520
Until we all sit down
the plane's not taking off.

01:05:19.680 --> 01:05:21.120
You almost knocked down
that old lady.

01:05:21.280 --> 01:05:23.400
Don't you have a mother? Shit!

01:07:00.680 --> 01:07:02.160
Telmo...

01:07:28.880 --> 01:07:31.240
I love this.

01:07:31.400 --> 01:07:32.320
So I see,

01:07:32.480 --> 01:07:34.200
you're really enjoying it.

01:07:35.480 --> 01:07:38.120
Northern European countries
are so well organized.

01:07:38.280 --> 01:07:39.320
This is amazing.

01:07:39.480 --> 01:07:41.240
I might come and live here
for a while.

01:07:41.400 --> 01:07:43.520
You'd do very well. I'd come see you.

01:07:45.600 --> 01:07:47.640
Do you think it'll go alright?

01:07:47.800 --> 01:07:50.280
I already regret coming,
that's all I'll say.

01:07:50.440 --> 01:07:53.080
No, I not the script,
I mean the robbery.

01:07:53.240 --> 01:07:54.600
I don't know,

01:07:54.760 --> 01:07:56.560
it doesn't matter how it goes,

01:07:56.720 --> 01:07:59.200
the main thing is everything
we're experiencing.

01:07:59.360 --> 01:08:00.920
I wanted a few days rest

01:08:01.120 --> 01:08:03.320
and this looks like a study trip.

01:08:09.680 --> 01:08:11.720
I like Michelle a lot.

01:08:11.880 --> 01:08:14.120
Hey, me too!

01:08:15.400 --> 01:08:17.640
Did something happen
between you two?

01:08:17.800 --> 01:08:20.760
No, but it's going to.

01:08:20.920 --> 01:08:22.399
And?

01:08:23.439 --> 01:08:25.399
Something inside me isn't going right.

01:08:26.640 --> 01:08:29.000
Your head was never right.

01:08:29.160 --> 01:08:32.720
That's it,
if you want to do something, do it.

01:08:32.880 --> 01:08:35.520
-Did you hear me?
-A leopard can't change his spots.

01:08:35.680 --> 01:08:37.840
Then carry on regardless, Telmo.

01:08:38.120 --> 01:08:40.760
Hey, this thing was
at three o'clock, right?

01:08:40.920 --> 01:08:43.120
-Yes.
-But three o'clock local time!

01:08:43.279 --> 01:08:45.120
-Holy shit!
-Fuck!

01:09:07.439 --> 01:09:09.120
Telmo, come, come.

01:09:09.600 --> 01:09:11.160
Look what it says here.

01:09:12.319 --> 01:09:15.200
On November 20, 1929,

01:09:15.359 --> 01:09:18.319
at a public auction
Lord Byron's will was sold

01:09:18.479 --> 01:09:22.160
for 120,000 pounds
to a private collector.

01:09:22.319 --> 01:09:25.920
-They've been a while, haven't they?
-Yes, but that's a good sign.

01:09:26.120 --> 01:09:27.680
We shouldn't have left them
with the script.

01:09:27.840 --> 01:09:29.760
They should examine it
in front of us.

01:09:29.920 --> 01:09:31.840
Telmo, this is a serious house.

01:09:56.720 --> 01:09:57.720
What did he say?

01:09:57.880 --> 01:10:02.120
It's an original
and they may give you 25.

01:10:02.280 --> 01:10:03.360
-Thousand?
-Yes.

01:10:29.160 --> 01:10:31.600
The 25th.

01:10:32.480 --> 01:10:34.760
Okay, it's just...

01:11:09.920 --> 01:11:12.520
This is better. Check out this one.

01:11:13.480 --> 01:11:15.880
Terrific, fucking great.

01:11:21.600 --> 01:11:24.360
They're things that
when they're happening to you,

01:11:24.520 --> 01:11:26.200
you don't see the sense,

01:11:26.360 --> 01:11:28.520
but after time's gone by,

01:11:28.680 --> 01:11:32.400
you realize the importance
they can have.

01:11:32.560 --> 01:11:34.120
Has that never happened to you?

01:11:34.280 --> 01:11:35.640
I guess so.

01:11:44.120 --> 01:11:47.240
Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen.

01:11:47.400 --> 01:11:49.120
I'm so delighted, it's a great honor

01:11:49.280 --> 01:11:52.520
to be able to introduce
my great friend, Telmo Huesa,

01:11:52.680 --> 01:11:55.520
who's brought us his book
Follow That Joke...

01:11:58.000 --> 01:11:59.800
Julia and I never had children.

01:12:00.480 --> 01:12:04.440
We never wanted to know
if she or I, or both of us,

01:12:04.600 --> 01:12:06.680
couldn't have them.

01:12:06.840 --> 01:12:09.000
It sure wasn't for lack of trying.

01:12:09.640 --> 01:12:14.080
Those were the happiest
and saddest years of my life.

01:12:14.240 --> 01:12:16.080
How proud she'd be today!

01:12:16.240 --> 01:12:17.800
I didn't plant a tree,

01:12:18.000 --> 01:12:19.240
or even think about it.

01:12:19.400 --> 01:12:21.880
The best thing for nature

01:12:22.080 --> 01:12:24.560
would be if we all
disappeared from the map.

01:12:24.720 --> 01:12:28.000
I've heard that books
aren't stored anymore,

01:12:28.160 --> 01:12:32.240
they're printed when someone
orders them on the Internet,

01:12:32.400 --> 01:12:34.240
but I don't believe it.

01:12:34.400 --> 01:12:38.000
I know there are hundreds
of copies of my book somewhere,

01:12:38.160 --> 01:12:42.640
waiting for someone to be interested
in how something so small

01:12:42.800 --> 01:12:44.400
but at the same time big

01:12:44.560 --> 01:12:48.480
as a joke is handled,
the best one of all, perhaps.

01:12:48.640 --> 01:12:52.640
FOLLOW THAT JOKE

01:12:58.880 --> 01:13:01.200
Cool, huh? Will you sign it?

01:13:01.360 --> 01:13:02.360
Yes, of course.

01:13:02.520 --> 01:13:04.360
-To whom?
-To me.

01:13:11.240 --> 01:13:12.080
TO ME

01:13:13.360 --> 01:13:15.280
Thanks.

01:13:15.920 --> 01:13:17.440
"To me"?

01:13:17.600 --> 01:13:19.880
That's cool. Thanks.

01:13:51.560 --> 01:13:53.920
Baby, you're a slip-up.

01:13:54.120 --> 01:13:57.280
Madness, a mistake, a love trap,

01:13:57.440 --> 01:14:00.360
an affair,
I don't know if it's your nose

01:14:00.520 --> 01:14:03.120
or your waist,
you've got me in shock.

01:14:03.520 --> 01:14:06.600
With your slow torture,
it's so unhealthy,

01:14:06.760 --> 01:14:08.200
all this turbulence.

01:14:08.360 --> 01:14:11.680
I'd gotten used to loneliness

01:14:11.840 --> 01:14:12.840
and you come along,

01:14:13.040 --> 01:14:16.400
with your sweet impertinence,
your mad extravagance

01:14:16.560 --> 01:14:18.440
and your fresh, novel fragrance.

01:14:19.040 --> 01:14:25.120
No, no, no,
I don't want to know about you.

01:14:25.520 --> 01:14:30.640
No, no, no,
I don't want to come out of myself.

01:14:31.240 --> 01:14:36.680
When I told you I had
a heart of stone,

01:14:37.800 --> 01:14:43.520
I didn't know you were so strong.

01:14:43.680 --> 01:14:46.920
Sledgehammers and catapults,

01:14:47.120 --> 01:14:50.200
sledgehammers and catapults,

01:14:50.360 --> 01:14:53.760
sledgehammers and catapults.

01:15:12.160 --> 01:15:13.640
What's absolutely clear

01:15:13.800 --> 01:15:16.600
is that the facade as a whole
is Renaissance.

01:15:16.760 --> 01:15:20.560
-But do you know that?
-Hey, more or less,

01:15:20.720 --> 01:15:23.120
and if not, I'll make it up.
Do you think people can tell

01:15:23.280 --> 01:15:25.720
between a 17th
and an 18th century church?

01:15:25.880 --> 01:15:28.360
Besides, it doesn't matter.
No one's going to listen.

01:15:28.520 --> 01:15:30.360
Whose idea was it

01:15:30.520 --> 01:15:32.800
to meet up at 9 am on a Sunday?

01:15:33.000 --> 01:15:34.600
I don't know why we listen to him,

01:15:34.760 --> 01:15:36.640
we should've made it... 11.

01:15:36.800 --> 01:15:38.400
He must have a good reason.

01:15:38.560 --> 01:15:40.240
The promotion's a bit lacking.

01:15:40.400 --> 01:15:43.440
Excuse me,
I created an event on Faceb...

01:15:48.400 --> 01:15:49.680
Look, they're coming.

01:15:49.840 --> 01:15:51.080
They're coming.

01:15:51.240 --> 01:15:53.280
Did they organize a "meetup"?

01:15:53.440 --> 01:15:55.160
You're such a skeptic.

01:15:55.320 --> 01:15:58.760
Good morning, good morning.
Thank you so much for coming.

01:15:58.920 --> 01:16:00.680
-Good morning.
-Today we begin

01:16:00.840 --> 01:16:05.520
the first guided tour of the centre.
If you'll be so kind as to look up,

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you'll see at the top of this facade
the image of Saint Isabel,

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who gives the church its name...

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We're now inside
the Pablo Gargallo Museum,

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one of the most important
creators of the 20th century.

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Here we have his most
representative work, "The Prophet".

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Look upon this wonder, my God.

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And we finally reach the museum's
most prized treasure,

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the mask of Kiki de Montparnasse.

01:16:42.080 --> 01:16:44.040
This mask is important

01:16:44.200 --> 01:16:46.480
because the master forged
her face in bronze...

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Meow!

01:16:47.640 --> 01:16:50.000
We've been here all morning
and you didn't realize.

01:16:50.160 --> 01:16:51.240
Now comes the good part.

01:16:51.400 --> 01:16:53.240
-What are you doing here?
-What do you think?

01:16:53.400 --> 01:16:56.240
-It'll all go smoothly.
-Like this, without warning?

01:16:56.400 --> 01:16:59.400
All this needs a plan, an escape plan.

01:16:59.560 --> 01:17:01.000
Come on, Telmo.

01:17:01.160 --> 01:17:03.160
If I told you beforehand,
you'd chicken out, for sure.

01:17:03.320 --> 01:17:05.480
That's why Armendi's here.

01:17:05.640 --> 01:17:07.480
He knows nothing.

01:17:07.640 --> 01:17:10.240
I told him retirees
don't pay on Sundays

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and we had to cut costs.

01:17:11.880 --> 01:17:15.040
That, and he had to pretend...

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in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

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Help.

01:17:27.880 --> 01:17:32.760
Oh, I'm having... a heart attack.

01:17:39.400 --> 01:17:41.680
We'd never run so hard.

01:17:42.840 --> 01:17:44.680
Our legs were shaking,

01:17:44.840 --> 01:17:47.520
but the thrill
turned us into rockets.

01:17:48.880 --> 01:17:52.320
We'd just done the greatest heist
in the city's history

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without knowing what we were
going to do there and then.

01:17:56.280 --> 01:17:59.760
Without a doubt,
Monreal is a genius,

01:17:59.920 --> 01:18:01.200
or a madman,

01:18:01.360 --> 01:18:03.120
or both things.

01:18:05.280 --> 01:18:08.000
I almost had a heart attack
from running so hard!

01:18:08.840 --> 01:18:11.200
How did you get over that wall?

01:18:11.360 --> 01:18:13.680
And the guards?
They were freaking out.

01:18:13.840 --> 01:18:16.120
Amazing, amazing.

01:18:16.280 --> 01:18:17.240
Quiet!

01:18:18.040 --> 01:18:19.480
Are they going to catch us?

01:18:19.640 --> 01:18:20.480
Quiet.

01:18:23.000 --> 01:18:25.760
Behind every churro shop
there's always a vacant lot.

01:18:26.360 --> 01:18:28.000
-Behind...
-Aramendi, damn it!

01:18:28.160 --> 01:18:29.360
Quiet.

01:18:32.360 --> 01:18:34.160
I think it was the wind.

01:18:34.640 --> 01:18:36.000
Fuck.

01:18:36.160 --> 01:18:38.280
Fuck, what's that smell?

01:18:38.440 --> 01:18:39.520
It stinks!

01:18:39.680 --> 01:18:42.360
-Shit, Eladia, control yourself.
-It wasn't me.

01:18:42.520 --> 01:18:44.400
-Fuck, what a stink.
-It wasn't me.

01:18:44.560 --> 01:18:45.440
Please!

01:18:46.320 --> 01:18:47.680
This is a gas chamber.

01:18:47.840 --> 01:18:49.360
-Fuck.
-What a pig.

01:18:50.560 --> 01:18:52.760
If the police come, they'll bust us.

01:18:52.920 --> 01:18:54.520
Fuck, I'd almost prefer that.

01:18:54.680 --> 01:18:56.920
I'm going to have an attack,
I can tell.

01:18:57.120 --> 01:18:59.120
Relax, breathe deeply.

01:18:59.280 --> 01:19:01.680
-If I do, I'll die of poison gas.
-Fuck.

01:19:02.040 --> 01:19:03.840
I'll have an attack, I will.

01:19:04.040 --> 01:19:05.160
Who's there?

01:19:05.320 --> 01:19:06.120
We're busted!

01:19:06.760 --> 01:19:08.440
Get out of there! You'll suffocate!

01:19:08.600 --> 01:19:10.840
My God, that's rotten.

01:19:11.800 --> 01:19:14.520
Fuck. What a load of shit.

01:19:14.680 --> 01:19:17.480
-Hello.
-I'm the parish priest, and a painter.

01:19:17.640 --> 01:19:20.840
Great.
Monreal, anarchist and musician.

01:19:21.040 --> 01:19:22.280
What are you doing in there?

01:19:22.440 --> 01:19:25.120
Commending ourselves to God
the quick way.

01:19:25.280 --> 01:19:26.600
You haven't done anything wrong?

01:19:26.760 --> 01:19:29.400
Not really,
we've just made bad friendships.

01:19:29.560 --> 01:19:30.760
Listen, Father.

01:19:30.920 --> 01:19:33.680
Could we spend the night here?
Just tonight?

01:19:34.040 --> 01:19:35.760
Father, don't worry.

01:19:35.920 --> 01:19:37.760
I promise we'll be out before 8.

01:19:37.920 --> 01:19:40.640
Out our age, even if we want to,
we can't sleep any longer.

01:19:40.800 --> 01:19:41.800
Damn.

01:19:42.560 --> 01:19:44.440
Who's that at this hour?

01:19:44.600 --> 01:19:45.840
Quickly, come here.

01:19:47.520 --> 01:19:50.680
Eladia, on the 10th, at 10,
in The Siberian.

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Aramendi, on the 11th, at 11,
at the beach.

01:19:53.680 --> 01:19:55.320
Michelle...

01:19:57.760 --> 01:19:59.600
-Telmo, you...
-I'm going with you.

01:20:02.920 --> 01:20:04.120
Damn.

01:20:04.280 --> 01:20:06.160
Wait for me in the sacristy, hurry.

01:20:06.320 --> 01:20:07.720
Michelle, hold it.

01:20:07.880 --> 01:20:09.280
Listen carefully.

01:20:09.440 --> 01:20:12.840
I love you, Uncle.
I had a ball with you, as usual.

01:20:13.040 --> 01:20:14.480
Sure, so did I.

01:20:14.640 --> 01:20:16.640
Listen, this is important.

01:20:17.520 --> 01:20:19.200
Do whatever you like, okay?

01:20:19.360 --> 01:20:21.240
Go back to the hippies or stay here.

01:20:21.400 --> 01:20:25.360
But whatever you decide,
try to be happy.

01:20:25.520 --> 01:20:27.920
Try to have fun, okay?

01:20:28.120 --> 01:20:29.720
You deserve it, Michi.

01:20:29.880 --> 01:20:31.840
You deserve it.

01:20:47.480 --> 01:20:50.080
Shit, the Chinese again.

01:20:50.240 --> 01:20:51.480
They're everywhere.

01:20:51.640 --> 01:20:52.640
What do we do?

01:20:52.800 --> 01:20:54.560
If we give them the mask
we'll be even.

01:20:54.720 --> 01:20:56.360
They don't want the mask.

01:20:56.520 --> 01:20:58.160
They're after the fang.

01:20:58.320 --> 01:20:59.720
I have an idea.

01:21:01.520 --> 01:21:02.840
Follow me.

01:21:32.760 --> 01:21:33.920
Let's go!

01:21:39.640 --> 01:21:42.280
What are you doing?
Let's go! We have to go!

01:21:42.440 --> 01:21:43.600
Give me the bag.

01:21:43.760 --> 01:21:46.920
Go on, take the mask
and give me the bag!

01:21:51.240 --> 01:21:52.520
Listen.

01:21:53.160 --> 01:21:55.080
Michelle knows Gargallo's daughter.

01:21:55.240 --> 01:21:57.440
Go to Paris, she'll know what to do.

01:21:58.280 --> 01:22:00.320
Give them the tooth
and we'll go together!

01:22:01.280 --> 01:22:02.920
No, my friend.

01:22:03.120 --> 01:22:04.800
I'm not going.

01:22:05.680 --> 01:22:07.280
I have cancer.

01:22:08.720 --> 01:22:11.520
I've got fucking terminal cancer.

01:22:14.120 --> 01:22:16.360
That's why they let me out early.

01:22:17.680 --> 01:22:20.200
I got to thinking that
this shit might help me,

01:22:20.360 --> 01:22:24.160
but fuck it, it's a fucking tall tale.

01:22:25.720 --> 01:22:27.440
Hey, listen to me.

01:22:27.600 --> 01:22:29.840
Michelle is a great woman.

01:22:30.040 --> 01:22:31.720
Take care of yourselves, okay?

01:22:31.880 --> 01:22:33.680
She can do you a lot of good.

01:22:34.520 --> 01:22:35.840
I'm sorry.

01:22:36.840 --> 01:22:38.360
I'm sorry, my friend.

01:22:42.840 --> 01:22:44.040
Go on, go.

01:22:44.200 --> 01:22:47.200
Go. Run, Telmo, run!

01:23:11.040 --> 01:23:13.240
When you can only
run straight ahead,

01:23:13.400 --> 01:23:16.040
you discover that,
however terrible it is,

01:23:16.200 --> 01:23:18.280
there's no fear you can't overcome.

01:23:26.320 --> 01:23:31.040
However hard it is, there's no
challenge you can't meet.

01:23:42.240 --> 01:23:45.840
And life deserves a good toast.

01:24:11.240 --> 01:24:12.640
To your fish.

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Translation: Lindsay Moxham

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Subtitles: LASERFILM